- What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing.
- What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about
- I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
- Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
- All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
- England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
- How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
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